Sunday, February 13, 2011

The Many Meanings Of Sex

Since Valentines Day is approaching, I thought it would be great to blog about something different for a change and sex seems quite suitable due to the fact that many people are getting quite hyped up over this topic this year. However, it seems that not everyone share the same idea of sex.


From what I see, there are many meanings attached to sex itself, depending on where are you looking it from and below are the few examples of the different meanings of sex (in no particular order):

The religious: A sinful and immoral act, often used by the devil to lure you away from god, that can only be committed only after you marry


Malaysia's Islamic Department: An un-Islamic immoral act that only Christians would do (source here)


Liberals: No biggie


The online dictionary: An act carried out for procreation or for pleasure in which, typically, the insertion of the male's erect penis into the female's vagina is followed by rhythmic thrusting usually culminating in orgasm; copulation; coitus

The parents: Something that we prefer not to discuss. It should be left to the school instead

The education ministry: Remember to wear condoms every time you have sex!


The perverted boyfriend that is only out to get your body: Something that my girlfriend would give to me if she truly loves me


Girls: Something that is really gross. Ewww!


Boys: The ultimate dream


Women: A loving act that is filled with emotionality which you would only give to someone that you really love and would want to spend your life with


Men: Something that you do when you're not watching sports or working


Google: One of the most searched for terms on the internet


Forms that you normally fill up to apply for something: Male or Female


Doctor: The act where AIDS and other sexually transmitted infects another individual, if you happen to be not wearing a condom at the time


The porn industry: The act that keeps the money flowing in


Horny Businessmen: The single most profitable commodity in our world today


Drinkers: Something that you can easily get if your alcohol level happens to be high

Bitches: So what if I sleep around?


 Lukey: Something that you blog about when you have nothing else to blog, hoping to generate more visitors to your blog


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Got anything else to add to the list? Do let me now!

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