Monday, March 28, 2011

Why All Girls Want A Boyfriend


After writing a blog post yesterday about Why All Guys Want A Girlfriend, I thought it would only be fair to write about the opposite for today. Gender equality right?

And besides, I'm a guy. Which guy would want to bash up the rest of his fellow brothers without also bashing up the members of the opposite sex?

So ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you, the top reasons of why women would want a male companion called boyfriend in life, according to Lukey:


1. Cash

Running low on cash? Can't afford to buy that Prada bag that is on sale?

Fear not! With a boyfriend around, you will never have to worry about spending about spending those precious cash of yours anymore. A boyfriend would pay for your food, your clothes and anything you would like to have without complaining.

What better way to save money than to find yourself a boyfriend right?


2. Driver

Hate to squeeze on public transport but can't afford to pay for taxi rides every time you want to go shopping? Boyfriend is the answer.

He would drive you or fetch you to/from anywhere you want without complaining in hopes making out with you in the car.


3. Bug catcher

Are you afraid of bugs or anything with more than 4 legs? And you would rather jump off a building than to touch them with your hands? A boyfriend can help you solve all your bug problems even though he might be afraid of the bugs himself because he would want to look tough and manly in front of you.


4. Bitching post

Have loads to complain about life and those bitchy friends of yours but no idea where to dispose your feelings? A boyfriend is the ideal place to bitch all you want about anything in life without worrying that he would disagree with you and spread your secrets out because it is his job as a boyfriend to listen to all your woes without complaining and to support you all the way.

Besides, he might forget about everything you told him the next day because he was too busy thinking about his football so there's no risk of having your secrets exposed.


5. Shopping bag carrier

All girls love shopping right? And there's just so much to buy sometimes that two hands is just not enough to carry everything you would like to buy.

And that's where the boyfriend comes in. After performing Task 1 and Task 2, the next logical step would be to ask him to carry all the cheap deals that you managed to grab during the shopping trip. Besides, it's undeniable that males are biologically stronger so it's only natural for them to do all the heavy stuff around. Like carrying the 10 pairs of shoes you just bought


6. Asset

Girls also love to show off most of the time. And boyfriends are the epitome of showing off.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is so good that his bought me this diamond ring for our one month anniversary!
Girl 2: That's nothing. My boyfriend is way better because he bought a condo just for my puppy Fifi!
Girl 3:Who needs a boyfriend? I have myself! (But deep down inside I'm so freakingly jealous! I want my boyfriend to build me a house on the moon next time. Just you all wait.)


7. Love

But of course, like us guys, girls are also human too and being able to love and to be loved back is one of the greatest pleasures in life. And what's life if you don't have someone to share the ups and downs with right?

And having someone to catch a bug for you is so sexy.


So girls, anyone of you looking for a boyfriend?

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Disclaimer: This post is intended as a joke and is no way supported by any theories, studies or scientific evaluation. And let me clarify that this post does not in anyway represents how most of the girls think. But if you still want to take offense, go ahead and be my guest.

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