The Meaning of Luke

A wise master once said that to understand the world, you must first understand yourself.
What better way than to start with your first name which in my case happen to be Luke. Thanks to George Lucas, whenever i introduce myself as Luke, i get quotes like:
"May the force be with you" or "I'm your father... *strange breathing sound*".

Looks like i have a lot of fathers around me, which should be a good things if they were each give me monthly allowance. Or at least a lightsaber. Anyway, a good way to find out a meaning of a word, or a name in this case, is to refer to one of the oldest method around, a dictionary. Not just any dictionary like Oxford or Cambridge, those are old fashioned, by the way.

Want to know what's new fashioned? Urban Dictionary.
So following a suggestion by a random Facebook friend, i went to Urban Dictionary and typed Luke.

1. A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for masturbation purposes at least three times a day
(Schlong btw, means "The penis (plural penises) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms" and Scrotum means "the external pouch that contains the testicles" according to Google)

2. From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.
A person who has this name tends to be
Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature
But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.
And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics 

3Someone that is totally beastly and pawns everyone around him

4. He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :)

5. Luke has a gigantic penis and uses it every night on people.

6. A really smart, interesting, kind guy. Always looking out for others, quite shy, but extremely good at drama.

7. Some one who has an huge large penis, is a total player, and one is totally beastly

8. A really great person who struggles at times to discover who he is, but is unwilling to compromise his beliefs when it comes to what he knows is right. a music lover, a sensitive soul, a person who is always there for the people he cares about. he may be flaky at times, but he will always come back to those he cares about. a true friend. he also has a wild streak.

9. The most lovable person who i love cuz he is my bf. and yeah. woo!

10. A very intuitive person. Someone who knows ur hearts desires before you do. Someone who wants to know your every secret so that he can leave you blissfully content. A very sensual lover with a wild streak. He knows what he wants and usually gets it, either by sweet talking or with equisite force... Looks very much like the David carved by Michaelangelo...


Except for the few parts that mentioned body organs, i found that i'm actually a very lovable and great person! Not bad. First thing i'm gonna do is to bask in a few moments of self glory, thank my parents for giving me a great name and take a measuring tape to see if it's really that large.


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    The Creator has taught us in the Qur'an and Sunnah that all other `religions' and ways of life are unacceptable to Him if a person is aware of Islam. The Qur'an states (translation),

    [3:85] And whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it shall not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he shall be one of the losers.

    However, even though the Creator has clearly specified that no other way of life is acceptable to Him except Islam (i.e. submission to Him as embodied in the Qur'an and Sunnah), He has also commanded the Muslims to be tolerant of people who espouse other creeds. From the Sunnah, specifically in the study of the Sunnah called Al-Awsat by Al-Tabarani, we find regarding those non-Muslims living in the Islamic state,

    The Messenger of Allah (saas) said, "One who kills a non-Muslim person under protection (Arabic: dhimmi) will not even smell the fragrance of Paradise."

    Also from the Sunnah, specifically in a report from Al-Khatib, we find that the Messenger of Allah (saas) also said:

    Whoever hurts a non-Muslim person under protection, I am his adversary, and I shall be an adversary to him on the Day of Resurrection.

    In short, Islam is intolerant of false ideas, however it is tolerant of the people who hold to those ideas. One historical example of Muslims living up to the standard of Islam can be found from the time of the Spanish Inquisition. During that disaster sprung by misguided Catholics, some Spanish Jews fled to Muslim Turkey and to this day, there is a community of Spanish-speaking Jews in Turkey. Another example may be found during one of the Crusader invasions from Western Europe. Some of the the Catholic Western European knights were so likely to rape, murder, and pillage the Jews and Orthodox Christians, that when the Muslims won, they were treated as a liberating force by those non-Muslims.

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