Me and Pick Up Lines


I'm never good with girls.
I cannot seem to understand why some guys are such girl killers.

When i walk up to girls, my stomach wriggles and my legs start shaking.

"Erm, hi.... my name's Luke", is all i can manage to mutter.

Forget about those cheesy pick up lines that go
"Hi, i think i just broke my knees falling for you."
"Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers. "
or even
"Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."

Gosh, i would be lost somewhere in the middle of the lines if i were to say it.
"Hi, i think i broke my... erm was it head again? Or was it my bones?"

You get the idea.

People like me need time.
And if you're going against some Romeo, things are bound to end up with me singing some break-up-crush songs from Jay Chow.

Sad isn't it?
By the time i finish saying my name, the guy next to me is already reciting Shakespeare's Sonnet 18.
Which might explain why i'm still stuck single.

Maybe my resolution of staying single for 4 years is not that hard to keep at all.


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